Awesome Experimental Comic Post!

I like beautiful blurs

so life aye? we can't always tell whats going to happen or when something is going to come along and change everything. your whole perspective gets skewed and suddenly things start to make sense.

theres this girl right, who i havent seen in the flesh for about two years now. she recently got back into the country and i asked her if she wanted to get dinner. and she said yes.

now, don't let my lazy exterior fool you, when i have to i can put a lot of effort into cooking. well, anything to be honest, but cooking is something that i have never found particularly difficult. i was, however determined to go out of my way to make sure this meal was one that would be awesome.

so i went to the supermarket. i would have gone alone usually, but this time i took the Griff and John with my for backup...and mostly for moral support. we did the whole shebang, bought everything we needed after a short fiasco involving chocolate sauce ( during which we discussed its pro, cons and various uses).

when i got home i was behind schedule. the plan was for me to get there and have enough time to get clean before i started on the cooking. i started to panic, should i get clean and stuff first or get the cooking out of the way? luckily my decision was made for me when she sent me a text telling me that she would be late.

in fact, whenever we are supposed to meet up for anything i wait for these "imma be five minutes late" texts. i collect hers. i have quite a few now.

she showed up, i had prepared all the hard stuff earlier ( its important to get all the peeling and chopping and stuff out of the way early, especially if you're having someone over for dinner. that way you spend more time on the more impressive parts of cooking ) and we talked while i cooked. then we talked while we ate. then we went out to the balcony and talked some more.

then it got late.

i think it was around eleven o'clock. when she looked at me and said something like,

"it's getting late, i think i should be heading home soon."

and then i said,

"yeah, you could do that...or we could make out."

then there was that silence. that moment where you don't know what she's thinking, and your life can go either two ways. she can either say yes, or she can say no.

i'd like to say that we went straight away and made out like crazy people, but we didn't. we spent about an hour talking it over...pretty much.

then we went and made out like crazy people.

I would post something...

but i'm feeling very sick. Doc says i have a throat infection, which is causing all sorts of lovely body aches and nausea. gotta love being sick.

and oh how i wish it was caturday.

Still listening to Queen

so, how are you? good? take a seat, this may take some time.

so i got myself a new job. it's pretty awesome, i must say. they make me draw things and come up with ideas for commericials, which i get paid for, cool aye? so that's been taking up a lot of time lately, meeting new people and adjusting to a new environment. i think i've been doing alright, but we'll see if i make it, since i'm on a three month probation sort of thing. wish me luck!

also, my World of Wacraft account got hacked recently ,which was the absolute suck. it's kind of hard to explain how this felt to someone who doesn't play an online game. i will try though. pretend that you have a child. you have nurtured and taught this child everything you know, and together you have done wonderful things. now imagine that someone taking your kid away from you and doing things to it. horrible, horrible things.
thats what it was like.

the guys at Blizzard were pretty cool, and locked the account down sharpish.

so tomorrow i'll see if this hacker guy messed up my characters, and to what extent the damage is. basically whether or not i'll have to pay for some therapy.

tell the GM where the bad hacker touched you...

stuff like that, you know.

A couple of days ago, a friend of mine told me that this girl thinks i'm weird. i don't know, it kinda messed me up a bit. i don't intentionally do anything that might be percieved as weird, but i guess i can be pretty strange sometimes. but who wants to boring?

also, someone asked me why i don't have a girlfriend.

if i knew the answer to that one... i'd probably have a girlfriend wouldn't i?

I haven't had much luck in matters of the heart. Many weeks of my young life have been spent pining after one girl or another, who would end up breaking my little ol' heart. there are many examples, none of which i feel particularly comfortable talking about. except the one where that girl didn't talk to me for three months. That's the next blog post :)

so until then, may your blades never dull!

Depression is me!

The Albie was down today. Like...in the proverbial dumps. I have no idea why this is or why I'm referring to myself in the third person. To counter this, i drew a picture. You can look at it, because it's at the top of this blog post. I'm thoughtful like that.

So yeah, when I'm feeling down, i find that sometimes the best thing to do is to step back and see what you can do to stop yourself from feeling bad. Most of the time i draw something, or play a video game.

Lately i've been listening to Queen. I think they're my favourite band. I might have to give it some more time, but i haven't gotten tired of listening to them yet...so i may be on to something. Rock is fun. while we're still on music, The Beach Boys song Cocomo has been stuck in my head for a while as well.

So...hopefully the next blogpost is more happy, with fucking fluffy bunnies and awesome cake unicorns. not that the bunnies will be fucking...well...i dunno... that depends on how many hits that makes me.

Snake Mastaaaah!

based on actual events! The Griff likes to bother me while i play snake on my phone. i mean honestly, how am i going to become the snake master, if i can't have time to concentrate.

highest score so far, by the way, is 2064. yes, one day i shall be the Snake Master.

EDIT: if joo want to read the awesome comic, you're going to have to click on it...until i can figger out how to make it, like, readable :(

new years resolutionses

you know what i hate...i hate having to think up these new resolution things. i mean, why do we do this to ourselves? every year we set really hard goals to accomplish that most of us will find really difficult to get around to.

honestly, 'tis a terrible thing.

but, i guess it's tradition, and although i may grumble i realise it's important to set goals for yourself.

so...here are a couple of those new years resolu-whatsits:


1) be nicer to the family, because honestly, they could kill me while i sleep.

2) stop flirting with strange women with stabbing tendencies

3) draw more

so yeah, those are the main ones. the other goals of getting fitter and learning to dance still apply though :P

also! if you have time, check out the totally awesome cake approved Paradise Not Found. their new banner was "drawed" by yours truly.